Revised physics course descriptions.

Fun with physics, science jokes, cartoons, anecdotes, and stories.

A story of interviews between these men and God, intended to determine if they should enter Heaven.

A poem by Stanislaw Lem

A parody of modern string theories written in the form of a research paper.

A sequel to the original paper on g-string theory.

A scientific paper parody which includes "The Theory Formerly Known as Strings","The Stages of a Theory" and a dictionary of common phrases.

A collection, including "you might be a physicist if".

A fun site which outlines how you can tell if a new theory is really from a crackpot.

A Princeton physicist recently split an atom of hydrogen and found a toy prize inside, the journal Science reported in its June issue. [Contains fictitious information.]

Squirrels are known to hate mankind. First they got the midgets, now they eat the physicists.

May be the most linked-to physics humor site on the web because of its very large link collection.

New physics lyrics to classic tunes.

Stick a buttered piece of bread on the back of a cat, then throw the cat out a window. The result may surprise you.

Physicists at Cornel-Putnam University (CPU) confirmed yesterday the Holy Grail of Physics, the Grand Unified Theory, is contained in the Half-Life 2 source code.

A rift in the space-time continuum was created when overclocker Jamie Aperman ran a 750 MHz Coppermine Pentium III at 1.6 GHz. It appears that the CPU was operating so fast that it began to execute instructions before they arrived.

Wide variety of physics jokes and humorous essays.

The possibly true story of the many possible ways of determining the height of a building using only a barometer.

This document reproduces two classics of science parody/humor. The first applies the physics of thermodynamics to conclude that Heaven is hotter than Hell. The second is a response which combines Biblical evidence with thermodynamics to argue that, while heaven is devilishly hot, hell is hotter still.

Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory's Particle Data Group welcomes you to see its Quark Dance website which is a gateway to many exciting physics websites.

Songs, and links to sites with more of them.

A HP 5071A Cesium Beam Primary Frequency Reference can in fact be used as a wrist watch. You have a choice of stainless steel or adjustable nylon band.